I'm wondering if anyone else has ever done this or had the urge to do it:
After spending X amount of time in the corner, you are asked the 'oh so familiar' question: "What did you think about while you were standing/sitting there?"
You reply (or want to): "That I need to dust that corner better because I found a cobweb."
I've had to bite my lip several times to stop myself from blurting that out. Its just so tempting!