338 views · 6 days ago

So I just went to Walmart to get a few things..... Checked out At the express check out n I dropped a $20 bill... This lady in front of me picked it up n I said thanks. I told her that it was mine n this witch said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," n started walking away.... I looked at the cashier who looked amazed as I was. I said WTH, give me my damn $20.00. This witch kept on walking away so..... I followed her. When she got to her car, she put her bags on the ground to open her door so I grabbed her bags, and walked off to my car. She shouted "give me my bags" n I replied "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!" I got in my car, and drove off on that witch. When I got home n opened the bags, there were ribs, crab legs and about $200.00 worth of meat. Not bad for being pissed over a $20 bill huh? But in all seriousness this is a joke.... ;)

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Kissie - 4 days ago
Haha I thought this was real and I was like " go Badgirl!"
japan64 - 5 days ago
And then she got to her car and I grabbed her bags, but she pushed me down. I stumbled and fell, and while I was still on the ground, she grabbed my leg and starting dragging me toward her car. I was trying to kick my way loose, but she had this amazingly strong grip, and she just kept pulling my leg...

...just like I'm pulling yours now.

(That's what I thought you were going to say.)
dayliacatt - 5 days ago
As usual you had me hooked thinking this actually happened and how do you always find these wierdos.lol
Pity it wasnt true gettin* all that nice meat xxxx
Francesca14 - 6 days ago
For a second I thought that lady was a real nut case!!! But I bet that happens..